Mr Kain & Man vs Cat

Mr Kain is a feline resident of deepest, darkest Yorkshire, living with Beard Face and Frizzy Hair and the five "young 'uns".

History has known many famous cats - Garfield, Mr Bigglesworth, Simon's Cat, the Aristocats, the Cheshire cat and the Keyboard Cat on YouTube.

In recent years these feline things have replaced man's best friend as the most popular pet in the U.S. while the Ancient Egyptians once worshipped them as gods. This was a mistake and I'm here to tell you why.

Man vs Cat is the story of one man, one woman and the six cats that changed their lives forever. To the woman they brought love and affection, to the man they brought sleepless nights, fear, paranoia and even ruined his jigsaw. Need I say more?


Most Recent

The Last Last Exorcism

Beard Face continues to watch some crap films and he still enjoys reviewing them even though his reviews are about as insightful as being given directions to the beach by a polar bear. One of the latest films on the old boy’s list was some terrible horror film entitled The Last Exorcism. Doesn’t sound very eventful and […]

The West Wing

Beard Face has introduced Frizzy Hair to the classic US drama, The West Wing, which she has been enjoying so far and who can blame her. It’s the sort of well-scripted and fascinating show that a cat of my high standards will approve of and I’m one tough kitty to please. 24, Glee and Dexter are just some of the TV […]

"gone fishinhg" handwritten message

Absence

I’ve not been writing in my diary much of late. There are many reasons for this prolonged absence:- 1) I’ve been going out a lot and staying out all day to avoid Beard Face. 2) I can’t be bothered. 3) Beard Face has been unusually lacking in incompetence and idiocy of late. 4) I’ve been […]

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